HOLY S**T

I saw someone outside my window.
He looked like Jeffrey.
It probably wasn't Jeff the Killer. just some drunk who thought it would be funny to dress up as him and terrorize the poor girl with the operator symbol underneath her window. 
It was definitely Jeffrey. 
you're going to be very disappointed, Dementia. 
COME AND GET ME JEFFREY! 
*facepalm*
It's not Jeff. Jeff doesn't exist. 
You're in for a shocker, mother. 
F**k off, Dementia. 
Never. This is too much fun. It's been a while since I beat up Jeffrey. I wonder where Jack is. 
Jack isn't here! Jeff isn't here! They're fictional! Just like the Slender Man! 
But you believe in Ghosts, and Souls-
There's a very scientific explanation for their existence. but Creepypastas and Entities/Fears? what are you going to say next, that fairy princesses exist too?   
... point taken. but still! just because you can't explain it, doesn't mean they don't exist!
Yes it does. Physics and Science explain every single phenomenon that goes on in the world. but they do not allow for Fears and Creepypastas. it's just not possible.      

Where was I... oh yeah, my next lesson. 
I've covered the Afterlife, in a way. 
according to S, Atheists have a higher chance of becoming Ghosts, since they reject the possibility of something after this life, outside of this universe. How... charming. 
well, there are a few upsides to being a Ghost. for one thing, you can watch people shower, and they won't even realize you're there. for another, you can't die again. 
but it seems to be awfully lonely. and I kind of like being around people- people I can talk to, that is.  
Most people seem to move onto these other Universes (Heaven and Hell, aparrantly) and don't really come back unless they want to. 
if what S says is true, however, that means that our universe is constantly losing energy, from the deaths of people (and other sentient beings- it's a big f**king universe, people). Which defeats the theory that our universe is a semi-isolated system. 
but do you know what that means? our entropy levels won't continue to increase. because in an isolated system, the chaos factor increases over time, whereas in non-isolated systems, it stays relatively constant.  
But that would mean... 
That's a separate theory for a separate universe that only exists in my head and in the minds of those whom I've lectured. a 'headcanon' if you please. For the Creepypastas, and to a certain extent the Fears/Entities (I've heard them called either one).  
I might post that one next, if I feel the need. you few people aren't here to be lectured on something that you may not even know that much about, but I feel the sudden urge to get it out. 
Compulsion. you're being stalked by the Skinny White Douchebag. Only natural.
...Charming nickname for him, Dementia.